"If you are going to use a latter to prune the plum trees please get a spotter and use her. If you are in Lincoln Center hunting ballet dancers, use a leotard spotter. If in Kenya shutter-hunting big cats, use a leopard spotter. If throwing bowls and the King of Belgium, use a Leopold's Potter. If you are an aquatic rat better sexy than your bff, you are the hotter otter. Go to Boston. Find a priest. Call him Fodder."
from "the edge of edge" by Jennifer Michael Hecht