Saturday, June 14, 2008

Schaffas Your Schaffas

I don't know why I think these Schaffas are so cool. I literally just spent about 20 min. going through each and every one of them. A sample of the work below.


"The International Fauna Dossier describes a schaffas (Marcum-Schaffidius) as a gentle and un-aspiring creature of great mystery. This exhibition will demonstrate the various and complex forms that the schaffas adopts."

Noisy Girl
She is call the “Noisy Girl” The dream of this girl is to have a boyfriend. For that reason every
time that she meets a guy she shouts him:
“DO YOU WANT TO KISS ME? WE WILL FALL IN LOVE AND YOU WILL BE MY BOYFRIEND?!!”Even if she is smiling, the guy is scared, run away from her. But she doesn’t lose her energy and follow them screaming:

Hallo Chandler!
You have two new friend requests…
Confirm you are friends with ‘The Butcher ‘ Allow? Deny?
Confirm you are friends with ‘The Baker’ Allow? Deny?

Uncouth Cuthbert
Cuthbert is as uncouth as they come. Strange, clumsy and boorish in appearance. He is outlandishly lacking in polish and grace. He is awkwardly uncultivated in appearance, manners, and behaviour. He is the smelly elephant in the room that no one wants to talk to. Cuthbert don’t give a damn what you think.

Tammy Cleland
Tammy Cleland went to the hairdressing salon and said she wanted 'Something with Spark', but the Schaffas who cut her hair was a little deaf and thought she said 'National Park'. Tammy doesn't mind too much, except when Numbats crap in her fringe. Wander across her scalp at dusk and you might catch a glimpse of the elusive yellow-tailed black cockatoo.

Crackles McCrack-Crack
Crackles formed from some volcanic rock the day before yesterday. He can fly with rocket flames coming out of the bottom of his feet. If you catch him you can have one and a half wishes, but they have to be for someone else (eg - If you wish for two dogs for your neighbour, they will probably receive a dog and a cat). Be gentle with him or he will crumble into many small pieces. Crackles likes everything that no-one else likes. His favourite colour is grey.

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